POOF! Be Gone…
Drastic times call for drastic measures. Some more drastic than others, I suppose, but none would solve the Middle East’s problems better than a healthy dose of neutron bombs flung out across the land. The merit of this plan is that it keeps those precious oilfields intact while ridding the world of those pesky, AK-47 toting radicals who want to subterfuge our way of life. Our high-intensity fission carpet-bombing would further solve the IED problem; there wouldn’t be any hostiles left to initiate the explosives. Yes, in a matter of hours, we could ‘silence’ all troubles of the region ranging from Somalia to Syria and from Sudan to Pakistan. True, the rest of the Islamic world will bitch like hell, but not openly while our trigger finger still has the itch. I suspect that they will have far too many funerals to attend to anyway than to spend what precious time they have left worrying about whether we’re siphoning their precious oil or not. After all, the petroleum reserves don’t seem to be doing them a whole damn bit of good at the present.
And that was just the opening statement.
I wonder why there are no comments here yet.
Oh yeah, NO TROLLS ALLOWED!!!!!
LOL!!
I haven’t “spammed” any yet.
Tryin’ ta loin um sum manners foist!