pelosi and the New American Emblem
pelosi and the New American Emblem
Friday, May 25, 2007 3:59 PM
New US Government Seal
Official Announcement:
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the country’s emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that.
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