What Will Cindy Do If This Is True?

OH MY GOD!!! Somebody call 911!!! Cindy will have a stroke!

OH! WAIT!! Belay that! Disregard last transmission!!

Could it be? Fidel has departed this earth?

BUSH DID IT!!

Or, have we been manipulated...again?

whatsup?

Apparently, Cindy and Glover can rest easy.