Monday, October 13, 2008

All IS Lost - Time To Climb Under A Rock - Or Not


~Snooper~

Well, that tears it. There is a poll out that says McCain is down by 12. I suppose when theoretical conservatives are acting and talking like moonbats, they might as well sign onto that poll "scientifically" deduced by - moonbats. After all, the pollsters know how to think and "normal people" do not. But wait!

Here is another that says McCain is down by 4. Gee. I wonder what the hell is going on.

And, here is another that says McCain is down by 10.

But, but, but here is one that says McCain is down by 7.

Now I am REALLY confused. Here is one that shows McCain down by 5.

And now, ANOTHER one!

OK. 12 + 4 + 10 + 7 + 5 + 4 = 42. So, 42/6 = 8. So, using math, I have deduced that McCain is down by 8. That makes all of the above liars and clueless because NONE of them used my method.

I suppose that we should resign ourselves to accepting the first Marxist to ever occupy the White House. While some conservatives are upset with other conservatives classifying Obama has either a socialist, communist or Marxist, others are calling on Obama to instill communism as the norm of American life.

Some say that his socialism doesn't matter and I whole heartedly disagree. His socialism DOES matter. Waiting for the Iron Curtains to arise in the USSA to "wake people up" is one of the most retarded statements I have heard in my 53 years on this planet. For a detailed look into what an Obama Cabinet would look like, take a stroll over to the American Thinker or Doug Ross's place. I am not quite sure if tin foil hats are in order. Well, then again, the post by Instapundit is quite scary.
[...] I'm no fan of McCain , but as I dislike Obama (and love Palin), I'll be pulling the lever for McCain in November.

This is surely small of me, but if Obama wins, I plan on giving him as much of a chance as the Democrats gave George Bush. I will gleefully forward every paranoid anti-Obama rumor that I see, along with YouTube footage of his verbal missteps. I will laugh and email heinous anti-Obama photoshop jobs, and maybe even learn photoshop myself to create some. I'll buy anti-Obama books, and maybe even a "Not My President" t-shirt. I'm sure that the mainstream bookstores won't carry them, but I'll be on the lookout for anti-Obama calendars and stuff like that. I will not wish America harm, and if the country is hurt (economically, militarily, or diplomatically) I will truly mourn. But I will also take some solace that it occurred under Obama's watch, and will find every reason to blame him personally and fan the flames. [...]
This is a result from decades of idiot Republicans saying inane things like, "This too shall pass" as the Leftinistra have screwed this nation over and over again. Bi-Partisanship is for cowards and idiots, especially when dealing with moonbat libtard socialist DFs.

Simply amazing.

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