Shirley MacLaine and Dennis Kucinich Seen A UFO...

...and they talk to trees.

And Dennis was enlightened in his heart and listened to the voices in his head. Sanitariums are FULL of such people and they live in rubber rooms.

Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich has claimed to have seen a UFO, according to Shirley MacLaine in her new book, "Sage-Ing While Age-Ing."

Kucinich "had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there," the actress, a close Kucinich friend, wrote. "Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him.

"It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

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WHOA! Lay off the shrooms, man! Don't bogart that joint, either! DAMN!

Read more, if you need a grand belly roll laugh.

Perhaps we should all go see Shirley's spiritual adviser so we can talk to trees also.