Thursday, August 30, 2007

Ten Things Hillary Should Say On Letterman

As opposed to what Arianna thinks Hillary should say, I have an alternate list.

1. Bill, stop that!

2. Don’t you love my pant suit?

3.
Obama is the best politician to come out of Illinois since… ME

4.
Anyone for Chinese food?

5. I don’t know why they’re like, OBSESSED with me?

6. When I said ‘Let’s have a chat,’ I meant ‘sit down and shut up!’

7.
Time for you to hit the campaign trail, Chelsea.

8. Can you fix my hair like John Edwards’?

9.
Why does Richardson get the good labor union job?!

10.
No, that’s the voice I use in the South, this is my Illinois voice?

Catch the buzz



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