Bugs In DC!!

New Bugs

This was posted at a friends blog and is yet ANOTHER Classic!

New Bugs

Thursday, June 07, 2007 11:55 PM

The EnviroServatives are all in a tizzy now. A new frog is found, Its purple and it is really pretty. ut the real find in the Reuters Story (in my opinion) are the four new species of Dung Beetle. My thought is that we need more of them in Washington.

The job of a Dung Beetle being to bury …. well .. dung. They should prove very useful in that area of the Country. IT sems to have a high incidence of the piling up of the Home of Choice for the Dung Beetle.

There is a likely problem which might be encountered though. The four new Dung Beetles would probably try to mate with some of the local species of Dung Beetles, like the Nervosa Nancius Pelosia Stringbeanus or the Hairy Warted DoubleSpeakus Riedosian FlyWeight.

The worst possible combination though, might be if the new Beetles tried to ‘join’ with the Rino Beaked SlapHappus Bushista Turncoatus. A truly virulent form of Dung Beetle known to inhabit the area and often seen trying desperately to create havoc among the population while trying to live symbioticly with the Kennedosis Alchoholis in it’s attempts to transfer a legal status on every known form of criminal habitating in the country.

On second thought perhaps just a really large can of Raid is what we need.

To Presidential Would-Bes

A Disrespectful Memo To Presidential Aspirants:

A co-blogger friend of mine posted this at my blog at Townhall. This WILL be a classic!

It is entitled as such because our politicians deserve NO respect. Respect is EARNED and NOT freely given.

A Disrespectful Memo To Presidential Aspirants:

Monday, June 11, 2007 3:44 AM

• If we wanted a Democrat, we’d vote for Hillary. Sit down & shut up.
• If we wanted Democrat Lite, we’d vote for Barak. Sit down & shut up.
• If we wanted surrender to Islam in Iraq, we’d vote for John. Sit down & shut up.
• If we wanted socialized medicine, we’d vote for Hillary. Sit down & shut up.
• If we wanted our economy ruined by moronic “global warming” remedies, we’d vote for Al. Sit down & shut up.
• If we wanted a tax increase, we’d vote for Hillary. Sit down & shut up.
• If we wanted an open border, unlimited sneak ins & amnesty for illegal aliens, we’d vote for Ted. Sit down & shut up.
• If we wanted racism, we’d vote for Barak. Sit down & shut up.
• If we wanted disarmament & vulnerability, we’d have voted for McGovern. Sit down & shut up.
• If we wanted four more years of G.W.B., we’d repeal the 22nd. Amendment. Sit down & shut up.

If you want our votes, then:

• Don’t lie to us about anything, especially the enemy; there is no such thing as ‘radical’ Islam.
• And that damn thing is an amnesty bill, we won’t accept it, not now, not next month; not ever. ‘Rass it!!!
• Don’t pitch any new entitlement programs.
• Don’t pitch expansion of existing entitlement programs.
• Don’t pitch tax increases.
• Don’t pitch appeasing Islam or other enemies.
• Echo the principles enunciated by Senator Barry M. Goldwater & President Ronald Reagan.
• Be sincere about it.

[Placed in the public domain; reproduce & distribute at will for non-commercial purposes.]

BCP