UHOH!! Texas Dead Zone!! RUN AWAY!!
Oh. Sorry. My bad. I was having a Reid moment. Couple gallons of coffeeeeee should take care of that.
Dallas Morning Reports! There is a Bermuda Triangle developing off the coast of Texas in the Gulf Of Mexico. Speaking of which...who gave it THAT name anyway. Shouldn't it be The Gulf of Texas?
OK. Barak to the story.
SOMEBODY CALL 911!!
Dallas Morning Reports! There is a Bermuda Triangle developing off the coast of Texas in the Gulf Of Mexico. Speaking of which...who gave it THAT name anyway. Shouldn't it be The Gulf of Texas?
OK. Barak to the story.
"We've long suspected hypoxia off Texas is locally grown, but I think this is the first -- and it's hard to say the first-ever in science ... but for me this is the first conclusive evidence this is a locally occurring phenomenon because of flooding off the Brazos River," said DiMarco, who's been studying the gulf since 1993.
The Texas dead zone, encompassing an estimated 1,750 square miles, is about one-fourth the size of this year's Louisiana zone.
OH MY GOD! Louisiana has one too! Holy Cow! Where's FEMA! Where's the National Guard?
SOMEBODY CALL 911!!
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