2008 Democratic Convention Soon To Be Upon Us
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
Oh. Wait. Wrong universe...
7:00 pm... Opening flag burning
7:15 pm... Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. and All Hail to L.O.S.T.
7:20 pm... Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm... Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie
Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm... Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm... Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm... How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm... Salutary salute to the New Russian Federation of the North Pole
8:35 pm... Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm... Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm... Clone Saddam Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
11.00 pm... Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm... Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney
transplant fund - Barbara Streisand
11:15 pm... Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo
Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm... Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm... Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm... How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade
Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am... "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan
Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am... Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am... Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am... Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy
Pelosi
1:00 am... Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am... Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am... Ted Kennedy propoes a toast
1:35 am... Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home...
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